here is tamil comedy and sms
Examples for super & offer:

Anbana
manaivi
iruntha
athu "super".

Avaluku
azhagaana
thankachi
iruntha
athu "offer"..... 
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Sooriyanai sutrinaal vendhu poveergal.

Chudidhaarai sutrinaal nondhu poveergal

By,
Olukkamaga oorai mattum sutrum vaalibar sangam. 
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Penne un kai kal thenne matta
un mama kaila urttu katta 
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Inbathai INBOX il vai
Kavalai OUTBOX il vai
Punnagai SENT pannu
Kobathai DELETE pannu
Manadhai VIBRATE seidu par
Vazkai RING TONE aga marum 
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KADALIL VILUNDAVAN MUTHEDUPPAN.
KADHALIL VILUNDAVAN PICHAI EDUPPAN. 
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Thinamum kalaiyel vizhlippom
entra nampikkaiyel thunkuvathai vida,
nalaikkavathu kulippom entra nampikkaiyel thunkungal. [by thinamum kalaiyel kulippor sangam] 
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In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is "GO", Second "VA" - Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
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Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Yen?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.
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A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”. 
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An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

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Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?
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NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla… 
and todays last punch is
Top-up pottu SMS Anuppum Nanbanai nambu'
Aanal
'Make-up pottu Missed call kodukum pennai Nambaathea'!

* அந்த கோயில் மண்டபத்தில் இரவில் யாரும் தங்குவதில்லையே ஏன்?

அங்குள்ள கோவில் யானைகளுக்கு தூக்கத்தில் நடக்கும் வியாதியாம்
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