TAMIL FUNNY SMS COLLECTION

Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan 



Kathal enbuthu vaanavill pola,
Oru murai vandhu vittu maraiandudhum
Aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola,
Endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola ......


Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhalum,
aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa


Kazhudhai Sonnadhu!!!
Ennai paarr Yogam Varum…
Figure-i Paarr Sogam Varum!.!.!.


What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!!!,
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?! 


Love and Kadhal Tamil SMS Joke
LUV Pandrappo girls sollaradhukku real meaning:
1.I LOVE U DA(unakku aapu confirm)
2. I MISS U DA(unna tholaichi katta pooren)
3. U R MY LIFE(un uyir en kaiyila da)
4. I WANT 2 MARRY U(setthada mavane)



Funny SMS
U vs Me:
Naan - Neruppu Nee - Paruppu
Naan - Aagayam Nee - Vengayam
Naan - Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.
Neeyum forward pannikko

only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys
save girls...
we can save tigers later
puli venuma illa figure venuma?


wife asked husband "how many women have you slept with?"
husband proudly replied"only with you. with others i was always awake".

singam dialogue remake:

engineering studentsa parkla paathurupa, groundla paathurupa, theatrela paathurupa, yen hostela kooda paathurupa, classla gavanichu paathurukiya, verithanama book eduthu padichi paathurikiya, ovvoru bookum ondra ton weightuda paakriya paakriya........by booka kaila edukamal cel phone nonduvor sangam.

height of kanjathanam:

looking for a second hand nano car ............. preferably with gas kit!!!